And I'm none too smart. But I am tired of being the same old ZOGling whigger ass-clown.
I do cum from a good family. I'm a cousin of JA Whiteman. Us Whiggers have always lived around and off of the Whitemans. Why, we are the brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers and children of the Whitemans. The Whitemans owe us a living. As does the world. Why, as my father always says, "The Whitemans would have taken over the world by now, if it wasn't for us Whiggers." And, "Every Whiteman has more than a little Whigger in him." I suppose that it is true also that "Every Whigger wishes that he was truly a Whiteman." I know that I sure wish that I was more of a Whiteman, instead of a Whigger.
I was thinking of dressing up in jewniform and joining the NSM, but all the young Whiggers there already look like me, but in funny jewniforms, and so I didn't think that would help me any. After all, I'm trying to be something other than a ZOGling whigger ass-clown, just not one in jewniform.
And I must admit that I worship myself a little, but am not ready to make up a new religion in order to worsheep myself and go totally Mongrol-lloyd. Oh what to do?
All I can think of is that since I'm a ZOGling whigger ass-clown deep into a hole, I should stop digging if nothing else. So if I work at stopping being a ZOGling whigger ass-clown, do you think it might help? Can you help me, a pore lost Whigger sheep?
Perplexed,
John Q. Whigger
I do cum from a good family. I'm a cousin of JA Whiteman. Us Whiggers have always lived around and off of the Whitemans. Why, we are the brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers and children of the Whitemans. The Whitemans owe us a living. As does the world. Why, as my father always says, "The Whitemans would have taken over the world by now, if it wasn't for us Whiggers." And, "Every Whiteman has more than a little Whigger in him." I suppose that it is true also that "Every Whigger wishes that he was truly a Whiteman." I know that I sure wish that I was more of a Whiteman, instead of a Whigger.
I was thinking of dressing up in jewniform and joining the NSM, but all the young Whiggers there already look like me, but in funny jewniforms, and so I didn't think that would help me any. After all, I'm trying to be something other than a ZOGling whigger ass-clown, just not one in jewniform.
And I must admit that I worship myself a little, but am not ready to make up a new religion in order to worsheep myself and go totally Mongrol-lloyd. Oh what to do?
All I can think of is that since I'm a ZOGling whigger ass-clown deep into a hole, I should stop digging if nothing else. So if I work at stopping being a ZOGling whigger ass-clown, do you think it might help? Can you help me, a pore lost Whigger sheep?
Perplexed,
John Q. Whigger
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