Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

The Movement Turd Top Forty

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • The Movement Turd Top Forty

    The Movement Turd Top Forty



    http://whitenationalist.org/forum/sh...=2448#post2448
    http://stumbleinn.net/forum/showthre...113#post279113
    http://www.thebeerbarrel.net/showthr...0559#post10559
    http://cjcc-an.blogspot.com/2010/08/...top-forty.html

    This thread concerns the muzak of The [Bowel] Movement Turd, and is hereby designated The Movement Turd Top Forty. (Even though there is no forty songs jewst yet, although for the The Movement Turd is contemplating many a several parody songs ala The Flush Rimblow Show or jewry Springer.)

    The number one song to start out the show is 'Whigger Problem.' So far the ending song is 'Florian Geyer/The Black Company.' But there are numerous places for parody or topical songs sung karaoke-style on The Movement Turd. Tom Metzger isn't the only one who loves karaoke -- it used to be one of Pastor Lindstedt's favorite activities at the Fulton State NutHouse, along with learning how to play bass guitar.

    So enjoy!!! -- (Or not.)


    Hail Victory!!!


    Pastor Martin Luther Dzerzhinsky Lindstedt
    Church of Jesus Christ Christian/Aryan Nations of Missouri
    http://whitenationalist.org/forum


    Last edited by PastorLindstedt; 08-16-2010, 11:39 PM.

    Pastor Lindstedt's Web Page
    Pastor Lindstedt's Archive Page & Christian Nationalist Forum

  • #2
    The Wunnerfool Thang Aboot Whiggers

    The Wunnerfool Thang Aboot Whiggers




    The Wunnerfool Thang About Whiggers

    The Wunnerfool Thang Aboot Whiggers,
    Is Whiggers Are Dumb-Assed Thangs.
    Theyz heads is made out of shit,
    Theyz butts is bootable thangs.

    Chorus:
    Theyz fuked up, fuked up, fuked up, fuked up,
    Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb.
    But the Most Typpycull Thang about Whiggers,
    Is they 'think' they's the only One.

    The Typpycull Thang aboot Whiggers,
    Is Whiggers can't shut theyz yaps.
    Theyz loaded with bull and with shit,
    They give dances in jewr laps.

    Chorus:
    Theyz fuked up, fuked up, fuked up, fuked up,
    Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb.
    But the Most Typpycull Thang about Whiggers,
    Is they 'think' they's the only One.


    Whiggers is fuked up fellows,
    Whiggers is awfully dumb,
    Whiggers don't know where theyz' going,
    Oh when itz time to cum, cum, cum.

    The Wunnerfool Thang Aboot Whiggers,
    Is Whiggers Are Dumb-Assed Thangs.
    Theyz heads is made out of shit,
    Theyz butts is bootable thangs.

    Chorus:
    Theyz fuked up, fuked up, fuked up, fuked up,
    Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb.
    But the Most Typpycull Thang about Whiggers,
    Is they 'think' they's the only One.


    Musical Interlude:

    Whiggers is fuked up fellows,
    Whiggers is awfully dumb,
    Whiggers don't know where theyz' going,
    Oh when itz time to cum, cum, cum.

    The Typpycull Thang aboot Whiggers,
    Is Whiggers can't shut theyz yaps.
    Theyz loaded with bull and with shit,
    They give dances in jewr laps.

    Chorus:
    Theyz fuked up, fuked up, fuked up, fuked up,
    Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb.
    But the Most Typpycull Thang about Whiggers,
    Is they 'think' they's the only One.

    Yes, Theeeeeeeyz' the Only One!!!


    http://www.whitenationalist.org/foru...=2723#post2723
    http://stumbleinn.net/forum/showthre...642#post281642

    http://www.thebeerbarrel.net/showthr...ed=1#post10560
    http://cjcc-an.blogspot.com/2010/08/...ck-you-up.html
    Last edited by PastorLindstedt; 09-05-2010, 09:47 PM.

    Pastor Lindstedt's Web Page
    Pastor Lindstedt's Archive Page & Christian Nationalist Forum

    Comment


    • #3
      The Mike bLEVIns/Von Bluevens Tard Appreciation Song

      The Mike bLEVIns/Von Bluevens Tard Appreciation Song




      http://www.whitenationalist.org/foru...=3012#post3012
      ____________________________
      I am The Librarian
      http://whitenationalist.org/forum/
      http://www.pastorlindstedt.org/forum/

      Comment


      • #4
        The Victor Switzer/Spictor Sphincter Tard Appreciation Song

        The Victor Switzer/Spictor Sphincter Tard Appreciation Song



        http://www.whitenationalist.org/foru...=3013#post3013


        Originally posted by Victor Switzer/Spictard Sphincter View Post
        http://whitenationalist.org/forum/sh...=2976#post2976

        Some thoughts, for what it's worth:


        . . . . 5. You are vile. As ex-Navy, I'm used to people who curse like... well... a sailor. I've got a bit of a potty mouth myself. However, you take things to a such point that I have to conclude you have the manners and mindset of a field nigger. Your obsession with piss and shit 24/7 compounded with your repeated references to rape make me re-assess your molestation charges; in the beginning I immediately discounted the charge since I have a reasonable grasp on how ZOG flies... now I have to wonder what sort of home you operate. . . . .
        Victor Switzer/Spictor Sphincter was in the Navy . . . and learned all about sanctimony there, until Die Sphincter-Void met Billy . . . . then it was like old tymes . . . .

        .
        .
        .



        ____________________________
        I am The Librarian
        http://whitenationalist.org/forum/
        http://www.pastorlindstedt.org/forum/

        Comment


        • #5
          All Hail The Power of Jesus' Name

          All Hail The Power of Jesus' Name



          http://whitenationalist.org/forum/sh...=3557#post3557



          All hail the power of Jesus' name!
          Let angels prostrate fall.
          Bring forth the royal diadem
          And Hail Him Lord God of all
          Bring forth the royal diadem
          And Hail Him Lord God of all

          Ye chosen seed of Israel's race
          Ye ransomed from the fall
          Hail Him who saves you by His grace
          And Hail Him Lord God of all
          Hail Him who saves you by His grace
          And Hail Him Lord God of all

          Raise up the crown, rise on the praises
          Rest on the brow of the King of the ages

          O that with yonder sacred throng
          We at His feet may fall
          We'll join the everlasting song
          And Hail Him Lord God of all
          We'll join the everlasting song
          And Hail Him Lord God of all


          ____________________________
          I am The Librarian
          http://whitenationalist.org/forum/
          http://www.pastorlindstedt.org/forum/

          Comment


          • #6
            The Coontang Is So Much Better When The Niglet Is Crying

            The Coontang Is So Much Better When The Niglet Is Crying


            http://www.thebeerbarrel.net/showthr...glet-Is-Crying
            http://stumbleinn.net/forum/showthre...773#post315773
            http://www.upstandingcitizens.com/sh...95#post1440795
            http://whitenationalist.org/forum/sh...=3754#post3754



            http://whitenationalist.org/useful/a...ays-better.mp3

            I was hornier than Kunta Kinte at a Victoria's Secret shoot
            That night I strolled on into my mudshark sister's projects flat lookin' for love.
            It had been a while.
            In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
            since on Klan of Mamzers spying for ZOG on Ron Edwards.
            I had picked up this shitskin that was sweatin' gallons
            through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
            Well, that night I lost myself to nigger blubber lips,
            paper-bag shitskin and slant gook eyes.
            Name was Bryan.

            Yes, the coontang is so much better when the niglet is cryin'
            Yes, the coontang is so much wetter when the niglet is cryin'
            Well I find it's quite a thrill
            When Sheniqua grinds me against its will
            Yes the coontang is so much better when the niglet is cryin'

            Well, faster than you can say, "Sally Hemmings",
            my niglet nieces come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
            like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
            Said her name was Sheniqua and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
            'cause I was just thinkin' about humpin' you like Massa Thom."
            Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
            and I went on to tell her how I would wear her tang like a mask
            as I do my little kooky dance.
            And then she told me to shush.
            I guess she could sense my desperation.
            'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're shaped like a beach ball.

            Yes, the coontang is so much better when the niglet is cryin'
            Yes, the coontang is so much wetter when the niglet is cryin'
            Well I find it's quite a thrill
            When LaTeesha grinds me against its will
            Yes the coontang is so much better when the niglet is cryin'

            So, LaTeesha's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
            So I says, "Even this one I have where Bill Finck
            is jackhammering Eliar James in the doo-doo hole
            with a lawn dart as Dickie Barrett gives birth to something
            resembling a shitskin jew golem with a wet mangina and a three-inch ladystick?"
            Well, two nickle bags, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
            I'm slappin' my mumps nuts in coon town if you know what I mean.
            Got to nail her back at sister's trailer.
            Heh. That rhymes.
            I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
            when I found out she still was munching down on baby formula.

            Yes, the coontang is so much better when the niglet is cryin'
            Yes, the coontang is so much wetter when the niglet is cryin'
            Well I find it's quite a thrill
            When LeRoya grinds me against its will
            Yes the coontang is so much better when the niglet is cryin'

            Day or so had passed when I went to the SAIC's,
            There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "$PLC",
            when I saw Sheniqua starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
            Well, my heart just dropped.
            So, I decided to do what any good ZOGbot would.
            You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
            and knead the one-eyed gopher when your mumps nuts
            expands while driving back to the projects.
            I never thought missing niglets could be so sexy.
            Did I say that out loud?

            Yes, the coontang is so much better when the niglet is cryin'
            Yes, the coontang is so much wetter when the niglet is cryin'
            Well I find it's quite a thrill
            When Kimbya grinds me against its will
            Yes the coontang is so much better when the niglet is cryin'


            Last edited by PastorLindstedt; 06-02-2011, 04:33 AM.


            My goal is to convert and edjewmacate those who are open to the [s]will of Klunt & her Meercat Markkk Downey and the teachings of of their jewnitarian 'No-Devil' baal-priest doctrine while pretending to be Dual-Seedline. I'm such an 85 IQ (on a good day), 250-lbs of dogshit in a 150-lb sack, alleged niglet-niece molesting delusional mumps-nutted KookKluddKlown snitching Son of Belial.

            So you have any niglets I can molest?
            http://whitenationalist.org/useful/a...ays-better.mp3

            Comment


            • #7
              A Pub[l]ic Service Announcement From the Church of Jesus Christ Christian/Aryan Nations of Missouri

              A Pub[l]ic Service Announcement From the Church of Jesus Christ Christian/Aryan Nations of Missouri


              http://nimbusters.org/forum/read.php?board=8&id=185519
              http://whitenationalist.org/forum/sh...=3788#post3788
              http://stumbleinn.net/forum/showthre...935#post316935
              http://www.thebeerbarrel.net/showthr...6086#post36086


              A Pub[l]ic Service Announcement From the Church of Jesus Christ Christian/Aryan Nations of Missouri

              Listening to the latest PC stupid shit -- this time from the Retards -- really pissed me off. Since when do they and the rest of subhuman offal get to tell White men what to do?


              Accordingly:

              http://whitenationalist.org/useful/a...ords%20PSA.mp3

              Them niggers, spics, gooks, and kikes need to be run off and the retards and faggots put down or quarantined.

              And none of them get to tell White men what to do!!!

              Hail Victory!!!

              Pastor Martin Luther Dzerzhinsky Lindstedt
              Church of Jesus Christ Christian/Aryan Nations of Missouri
              http://spacemirror.net/lindstedt/useful/audio/TMT/

              Last edited by Librarian; 07-26-2011, 12:28 AM.

              Pastor Lindstedt's Web Page
              Pastor Lindstedt's Archive Page & Christian Nationalist Forum

              Comment


              • #8
                "Nigger Hatin Me" by Johnny Rebel

                "Nigger Hatin Me" by Johnny Rebel



                http://whitenationalist.org/forum2/s...=3823#post3823



                "Nigger Hatin Me" by Johnny Rebel

                Lyrics:

                I like sugar, and I like tea
                But I don't like niggers...no siree!
                There's two known things that'll make me puke
                And that's a hog eatin' slop, and a big, black spook!
                You know it...cause I show it
                Like a barn-yard rooster I crow it!
                And the NAACP
                Would sure like to get a-hold of nigger-hatin' me!

                Roses are red, and violet's are blue
                And nigger's are black, you know that's true
                But they don't mind, cause what the heck!
                You gotta be black to get a welfare check!

                And I'm broke...no joke
                I ain't got a nickel for a coke!
                And I ain't black, you see
                So Uncle Sam won't help poor nigger-hatin' me.

                Jig-A-Boo, jig-a-boo...where are you?
                I's here in the woodpile...watchin' you
                Jig-A-Boo, jig-a-boo...come out!
                No! Cause I'm scared of the white man's a-way down South

                You know it!...cause I show it.
                Stick your black head out and I'll blow it!
                And the NAACP
                Can't keep you away from little old nigger-hatin' me!

                Mirror, mirror...on the wall
                Who is the blackest of them all?
                A man named King, and there ain't no doubt
                That he's causin' lots of trouble with his baboon mouth.

                Brewin' . . . he's a doin'
                It's caused by the trouble he's a-brewin'
                And the NAACP
                Can't win if the white men stick with nigger-hatin' me!

                Hey! Mr. President! What do you say?
                When are we whites gonna have our day?
                The nigger's had there's such a long, long time
                I'm white, and it's time that I had mine!

                You know it...cause I show it!
                Stick your black head out and I'll blow it!
                And the NAACP
                Can't win if the white man sticks with nigger-hatin' me!


                Last edited by Librarian; 06-16-2011, 06:35 AM.
                ____________________________
                I am The Librarian
                http://whitenationalist.org/forum/
                http://www.pastorlindstedt.org/forum/

                Comment


                • #9
                  What Do You Get When You Fuck With jews?

                  What Do You Get When You Fuck With jews?


                  http://whitenationalist.org/forum/sh...=6216#post6216


                  http://mamzers.org/useful/audio/TMT/...get-w-jews.mp3

                  What do you get when you fuck with jews?
                  A kike with a plan to burst jewr bubble
                  That's what jew'll get for all jewr trouble
                  I'll never fuck with jews
                  again
                  No, no I'll never fuck with jews again

                  Whadda ya do when you kill a kike?
                  You do the entire world a great big favor
                  Don't matter worth a shit as to kike flavor
                  I'll never fuck with jews again

                  Dontcha know that I'll never fuck with jews again?

                  Don't tell me what it's all about
                  'cause I've been there and I know kike snout
                  Out of those chains,
                  jew chains that bind you
                  That is why I'm here to remind you

                  What do you get when you fuck with jews?
                  You only get lies and pain and sorrow
                  So far at least until tomorrow
                  I'll never fuck with jews
                  again
                  No, no, I'll never fuck with jews again!

                  Ahh, out of those chains, kike chains that bind you
                  That is why I'm here to remind you


                  What do you get when you fuck with jews . . .
                  You only get lies and pain and sorrow
                  So far at least until tomorrow
                  I'll . . . never fuck with jews a-gain
                  No no, I'll never fuck with jews a-gain
                  Oy vey I'll never fuck with jews . . . a-gain


                  Last edited by PastorLindstedt; 07-12-2012, 04:18 AM.
                  I luv niggers

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Imagine . . . (A Whirrrrld without niggers)

                    Imagine . . . (A Whirrrrld without niggers)


                    https://gab.com/Heartiste/posts/105669597627167953
                    http://christian-identity.net/forum/...2371#post22371
                    http://whitenationalist.org/forum/sh...2371#post22371


                    I love ripping out a songcrime parody. Here goes...

                    Imagine there's no ghetto
                    It's easy if you try
                    No negro problem
                    Around us only Whites
                    Imagine all the shitlibs
                    With nothing left to say... Aha-ah...

                    Imagine there's no NASA
                    It isn't hard to do
                    No sheboons doing that maff stuff
                    And no Wakanda, too
                    Imagine black utopia
                    Haha I'm pulling your leg... You...

                    You may say I'm a fascist
                    But I'm not the only one
                    I hope someday you'll join us
                    And deport the POX one by one

                    Imagine no jungle jive
                    I wonder if you can
                    No rap or gangs or muh dik
                    A brotherhood of aryan man
                    Imagine all the niggers
                    Back in Africa... ByoooOOOOOtifuuulll...

                    You may say I'm a danger
                    But I'm not 13 do 61
                    I hope someday you'll see the light
                    An ethnostate for Whites alone


                    .

                    .

                    ==========

                    Itz Fun Being A Witless Meercat!!!

                    Comment

                    Working...
                    X